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CATCHY TID-BITS
AND ILLUSTRATIONS
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Don't
complain and talk about all your problems--80
percent of people don't care; the other 20 percent
will think you deserve them.
MARK
TWAIN
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A
COMPASSIONATE BURDEN FOR LOST SOULS NEEDING TO BE
SAVED !!!
When
H. M. Stanley went to Africa in 1871 to find and
report on David Livingstone, he spent several months
in the missionary's company, carefully observing the
man and his work. Livingstone never spoke to
Stanley about spiritual matters, but Livingstone's
loving and patient compassion for the African people
was beyond Stanley's comprehension. He could not
understand how the missionary could have such love
for and patience with the backward, pagan people
among whom he had so long ministered. Livingstone
literally spent himself in untiring service for
those whom he had no reason to love except for
Christ's sake. Stanley wrote in his journal, "When
I saw that unwearied patience, that unflagging zeal,
and those enlightened sons of Africa, I became a
Christian at his side, though he never spoke to me
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You will
find that, as a rule, those who complain about the
way the ball bounces are usually the ones who
dropped IT !!!
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HOW GOD SEES US
If I look
through a piece of red glass, everything is red. If
we look through a piece of blue glass, everything is
blue. If we look through a piece of yellow glass,
everything is yellow, and so on.
When we believe in Jesus Christ as our
Savior, God looks at us through the Lord Jesus
Christ. He sees us in all the white holiness of His
Son. Our sins are imputed to the account of Christ
and his righteousness to our account.
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A
troublemaker is a man who can rock the boat and
persuade everybody there's a terrible storm at sea.
--Unknown
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PROPER
PREPARATION FOR FUTURE PROVISION
A
young man applied for a job as a farmhand. When
asked for his qualifications, he said, "I can sleep
when the wind blows." This puzzled the farmer, but
he took a liking to the young man and hired him. A
few days later, the farmer and his wife were
awakened in the night by a violent storm. They
quickly began to check things out to see if all was
secure. They found that the shutters of the
farmhouse had been securely fastened. A good supply
of logs had been set next to the fireplace. The
farm implements had been placed in the storage shed,
safe from the elements. The tractor had been moved
into the garage. The barn had been properly
locked. All was well. Even the animals were calm.
It was then that the farmer grasped the meaning of
the young man's words, "I can sleep when the wind
blows." Because the farmhand had performed his work
loyally and faithfully when the skies were clear, he
was prepared for the storm when it broke.
Consequently, when the wind blew, he had no fear.
He was able to sleep in peace.
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Three Frogs sat on a lilly pad.
One decided to jump off.
How
many were left ? Three.
He only decided to jump off but never took the leap.
It's not enough to make a decision.
You've got to take a leap of faith and follow
through with it.
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An eye for eye only ends up
making the whole world blind.
M.K. Gandhi
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CENSUS
TAKER: "How many children do
you have
LADY:
: "Four"
CENSUS
TAKER: "May I have their
names, Please ?"
LADY:
"Eenie, Meenie, Minie...and George."
CENSUS
TAKER: Why did you name
your fourth child George ?"
LADY:
"Because we didn't want any Moe."
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